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02:02pm 14/09/2007
  I am in Hawaii. Yay!  

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Show and Tell.   
08:03pm 12/04/2007

And this is my trigger.

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11:03pm 01/04/2007
  Lola -

Maggie asked me to send you the link to her art:

So here it is!

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09:13pm 13/03/2007
  If you have a moment, I have a video for all to watch

There are various videos of this fascinating display all around the internet, but the one titled "The Sultan's Elephant" by Royale de Luxe is available on electricpig.net

I promise, it's absolutely fascinating, especially if you like animatronics, puppetry, and the like. You won't regret it.

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11:59am 01/10/2006
  My car broke down. This is it's replacement.

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05:46pm 22/09/2006
  I stole this from nickonomics101, who stole it from someone else. it makes me giggle.
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06:41pm 12/06/2006
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05:22pm 05/06/2006
  Friends, Romans, Countrymen (is that right?):

After slamming on my brakes to avoid some middle aged black guys standing in the middle of Richards Road (the huge street in front of Factoria Mall in Bellevue), I put my hands to the side and slightly shook my head, Thinking: What are you doing?!?! Didn't your mother tell you not to play in traffic?? I was promptly instructed, "Don't get mad you fucking white bitch."
First, I wasn't mad, just... incredulous that grown men would think it a good idea to play in the street, especially one as busy as Richards Road. Second, why shouldn't I get mad? You're directly creating a traffic hazard. Oh, and you called me a fucking bitch.

Now certain family members can't tell me I will never experience racism in my life as a white girl in Fascist, Fascist America. neener neener.

Also, I have something else to say: "Ignorant" is a three syllable word, not two. In this case, 'or' does not indicate option. Kthx.

Let's see, I've been busymonkey. We went camping at Camano Island State Park, where a squirrel got stuck in our garbage. Then we went to the Portland Opera to see Don Giovanni for my birthday!! It was so much fun. The kids in the room next to ours were kinda freaky, though, let's be honest. They were totally getting their scrump on at top decibal level, and it was certainly a scream and yell no-tell motel - except I'm telling, neener neener x2. Then we trampled Pinchot National Forest and saw some cougar tracks and poopies.

Then we camped at Lincoln Rock. They have a rock that, you guessed it, kinda looks like Lincoln. If you stand at the boat launch. And lean to look around the tree. And squint. And ignore that part of it fell off. We also checked out Orondo River Park, where we're doing the work camping thingy monkey - not too excited. Not Stina's kind of camping, it is very true. I think the only solution is a weekend of total inebriation.

And finally, we braved the rain to camp in Cle Elum dispersed camping grounds. It was all fun and games till something got it's eye poked out - I heard some four legged creature prowling around late at night in our campsite, and Matthew found some large fresh hairy poo the next day - Scurry! And, as happens when you camp in the rain, Stina is now sick (surprise! when am I not!)

In other news, I got this strange little myspace message the other day from this guy I had the biggest crush on like in 6th grade. He was my girl scout leader's son - I don't think that in the four years I knew him we ever had a conversation, our communication was strictly limited to notes passed back and forth. But he's going to come hang out this week with Steener, Hot Carl Jenkins and Matthew.

Let's see, new things, new things:

I replaced the wipers and wiper arms, and the gas cap, and then the clutch in the Tard Cart, but is that enough for selfish selfish car? No, now it wants new everything. In fact, when I stop the car, smoke billows from it and it Smells Like Burnding. Also, it alternates between shifting into first or second, and slipping out of third. And it sounds like loose pieces rattling around when it's in neutral.


so, now I am going to go climb into bed and die, I'll live again when I'm unsick.

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06:29pm 31/12/2005
  Hay kids steener is not leaving her home tonight as she doesn't drive past 7 new years eve due to drunk driving. So if someone wants to come to steener's the house is open. Otherwise have a great new years eve.  

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06:59pm 21/11/2005
  Gary Glitter faces Firing Squad  

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11:53pm 14/11/2005
  Due to an unfortunate incident with a paper trimmer, my hair is now 14 inches shorter and poofy.

You may now resume your regularly scheduled programming.

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06:00pm 02/11/2005

Happy Birthday spleen_et_ideal!!


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07:52pm 26/10/2005
  MARK your confessions :
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Slide down w/ a sigh. Not to be confused with slump, faint or settle.   
09:08pm 19/10/2005
  Modern Marvels: Engineering Disasters 6

One less than divided by three you ass.

"I wonder, Macy, if you're a religious man. I'm not in the slightest, not I, it's patent foolishness. But there's an old woman here, quite out of her mind, like most of them, hasn't spoken in ages, just stares at the radio, but she said to me this morning - first time she's said word one to me - she said people are judged in the next world by all the animals who'd seen them in this one. Not just the cows you ate up or the fish you caught, she isn't a "vegetarian," I don't think, just the nice animals that watch you as you go about your business, if you see what I mean. The cats that watched you when you were otherwise alone. The dogs lying in the heat across the street from you. Birds outside your window. Goldfish in a bowl. They all report on what they've seen you do, she says, they all parliament themselves and then decided if you fly or if you fry. What do you think of that idea? I think about all those sad-eyed animals I've been alone with, figure they're napping, not understanding anything even when they're awake. Very strange notion, very unsettling. Can't be true, but you ever heard anyone say it before?"

Atum-hadu sees his newest queen for the first time.
His heart and body swell and inflame.
He will go mad, will commit some crime,
If she is not brought to him at once, naked, without shame.

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06:46pm 07/10/2005
  Omg, Lola, if you do that linky thingy and search your name... well, I can't do that at work.  

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06:03pm 07/10/2005
  I love these things, what with all my crazy accomplishment


Lola- it said "stina is an acquired taste."!!!!!!!!

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06:56pm 29/09/2005
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Guess what it says I am?? I'll give you three guesses and two don't count.

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05:50pm 29/09/2005
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05:46pm 21/09/2005
  1. Reply with your name and I'll respond with something random about you.

2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.

3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle with you in.

4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me. (This possibly will not apply to all).

5. I'll tell you my first memory of you.

6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.

7. I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you.

8. If I do this for you, you must post this on your journal

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06:57pm 20/09/2005
  Oh, and PS, guess who found his wallet the next day, the morning after the black keys?? Guess, guess!!  

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